With the exception of one, which has been edited to reflect the present-day student body (as opposed to the one in 1998-99), these have largely proven timeless. Enjoy...
-How many Duke students does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb, and two to crack under the pressure.
-How many UNC-Chapel Hill students does it take to change a light bulb?
One. He just holds the bulb up high and lets the world revolve around him.
-How many NC State students does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb, and two to discuss how they can do it as well as anybody in Chapel Hill.
-How many Wake Forest students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to mix the martinis, while the other calls daddy.
-How many Appalachian State students does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb, and two to figure out how to get high off the old one.
-How many Davidson students does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb, and two to draft a complaint to the board of directors stating that they could have gone to an Ivy League school if they'd wanted to.
-How many East Carolina University students does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. But it takes six years!
-How many High Point students does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That’s what the maids are for.
-How many Western Carolina University students does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Cullowhee doesn't have electricity.
-How many UNC-Pembroke students does it take to change a light bulb?
The whole student body. There’s nothing better to do on weekends.
-How many Methodist College students does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Downtown Fayetteville looks better in the dark.
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