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Sunday, May 31, 2009

(Orig. posted 10/22/08) I'm sorry. But There Will Be Blood is a hilarious movie.

Granted, it helps to have an, ah, "unconventional" sense of humor.

But come on. Homicide via bowling pin? ("Mr. Daniel?" "I'm finished!")

...Preceded by a diatribe about "DRAINAGE" and straws "reaching acrrrrooooooss the room," starting to DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE?"

...A forced baptism - where a ravenous oilman makes a "BL-BL-BL-BL-BL-BLA" sound as he shakes water off of his apoplectic face?

Ladies and gentlemen, when I say 'Who needs sitcoms," you will agree, "Who needs sitcoms?"

Especially when you've got Plainview, Eli and H.W.

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