Running 11 miles outdoors in 100% humidity.
Summer heat isn’t pleasant. But when accompanied by a morass of stickiness, it’s downright unbearable.
So when you live in the Southeast – and you have any design on staying in shape – you take the lesser of two evils. In this case, it’s jogging on a conveyor belt for an hour and twenty minutes.
With two elderly women on either side of you, both of whom mistook their Eau de Toilette for bathwater. Before exercising.
While The View plays on the TV ten feet in front of you. And Oprah on the one next to it.
Air conditioning is a luxury. Earn it, dear boy.
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